A boss arrives at the office in the morning with his pants’ zipper undone.

A boss arrives at the office in the morning with his pants’ zipper undone. The secretary, unsure how to address it directly, approaches him:

Boss, this morning when you left home, did you close the garage door?

The phrase didn’t have the power to enlighten him, so the guy entered the office a bit puzzled.

He sits at his desk, starts working, and notices his zipper undone.

At that moment, he has a revelation regarding the secretary’s words, so he decides to tease her a little. He calls her into his office to bring him coffee and asks:

When you saw the garage door open, did you also see my Jaguar? The secretary, smiling for a moment, replies:

No, boss. All I saw was a Mini with two deflated tires.


NEXT JOKE

“A woman with a child in her arms gets on a bus. The driver says:

  • Oh my, that’s the ugliest child I’ve ever seen. The woman goes to the back of the bus and sits down, fuming with anger.

She turns to the passenger next to her and says:

  • That driver insulted me terribly. To which the individual replies:
  • You better go tell him a few things right now, and in the meantime, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

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